[New Release] 'All I Need Is a Roof' with 0% Reader Satisfaction Now Available on Amazon

Don't buy it, don't buy it~

On April Fool's Day, April 1, 2026, we launched the worthless book 'All I Need Is a Roof,' with 0% reader satisfaction, on Amazon. In conjunction, a book launch event with no participation value will be held in Koenji on April 24, 2026. Even if you're not interested in the book, you can enjoy it if you like craft beer and music.

*Our company supports April Dream, which aims to make April 1st a day to share dreams.

Book Details

A collection of 101 trivial stories from a wanderer who roamed around from the late 1990s to the early 2000s. It's a rambling scribble about incidents like broken bones, being penniless, general anesthesia, being taken away, getting lost, and encounters with people from all over the world.

This book is sure to be nominated for the '2026 First Half - Most Unnecessary Book Award,' a worthless read with 0% reader satisfaction. If you happen to buy it, you might want to throw it away after reading, but since it's Kindle, please take care of your smartphone. *We cannot compensate for smartphone damage.

Title: All I Need Is a Roof: Like Being Banned from America

Author: NY

Price: 1,000 yen (tax included)

URL: https://amzn.asia/d/0eGhiKMS

▼Not recommended for these people:

・Those who want to learn from reading

・Those who value their time

・Those who want to be moved

・Those who are proper

Why is it number 1?

About the Book's Contents

There are 101 episodes in total. Since there are many, I'll pick a few at random. All episode titles are on Amazon.

BLUEBARD!

episode 1: The Old Man from Zambia episode 10: The Unknown Musician with a Mohawk episode 12: The One-Armed Hustler episode 25: The Charming Female Bartender episode 30: The Wandering Painter ⑤ episode 40: The Mysterious Helper, Mike

episode 46: The Gas Mask Man

LOVEPARK!

episode 53: The Toilet Dweller episode 59: The Man Who Rubs, The Woman Who Is Rubbed episode 65: The Black GAP Store Clerk episode 73: The Enraged Hispanic episode 78: The Bus Company Staff Member episode 83: Sakuragi-kun episode 92: The Mexican with Teardrops episode 96: The Aussie Who Failed to Escape

Book Launch Event Overview

On Friday, April 24, 2026, a book launch event will be held in Koenji. The book is not worth reading, and the event has no participation value. For those who are bored enough to come anyway, there will be an autograph session, so please bring your POSCA pen and your palm.

Unlike the book, the venue is very nice ♡

Just Drinking at a Craft Beer Bar

Date: Friday, April 24, 2026, from 6 PM

Location: Beer Cafe Mankan

Access: A leisurely stroll from Koenji Station

Participation Fee: Mood-based

Handshakes: Unlimited

Guest: Komaneci Man

On the day, the DJ event '4U Party' will be held. We will be doing our thing discreetly alongside it.

Request from the Author

・ What does 'Don't buy it~, don't buy it~' mean? (It means don't buy it.)

・ If you read it, please give it a 1-star rating on Amazon and comment on how terrible it is.

・ When sharing on social media, please use the hashtag #worthlessbook.

・ Contact: https://www.doodlemonster.org/